Monday, July 23, 2007

showering is overrated

so maybe shrooms are legal here but pot is not.
One of my father's friends came into the country with like 40 dollars worth of weed inside their boogey board and got 20 years in a balinese prison.

Went on a yacht yesterday called the Raja Laut which means " king of the seas."
The captain was french and spent the night talking about his encounter with somalian pirates.
They had bazookas and he had a machete and he got completely owned.

Indonesian pirates are suppose to be friendly

Pirate: argh gimme all your money !
captain: calm down Kutek...sit down have a glass of wine..
..................................................................................................
Pirate: alright alright... keep an eye on that foxy wife of yours.
Captain: you kow youre welcome here anytime Kutek...
Pirate: Bon voyage

type thing.

My stepmom is clearly an alcoholic
but who isnt here?
she also has a beer belly and boobs down to her feet.
amazing eyes though.
i'll give her that.

I'm a better mom than she is.
I don't know what this kid is going to do.
I lucked out with my mom.

He is really cute though..he's the blonde you see in my pictures. His name is Cabot and he is going to be 6 this year. He asked me at the restaurant last night if it was okay if he went to sleep.
He and his friends asked if i had a boyfriend
then they asked if I had any tattoos

Dad said that if he ever got a tatto it would be a submarine
becuase then he woudl always know when "things were going down."

so there is dwarf rising along in his car when there is an accident.
The dwarf egts out of his car and tells the other driver
" i am not happy."
The other driver says
" then which one are you?"


there is a shitload of help here like "staff" but seriosuly like 6 people running around sneaking up on me. the big boss pair are maddei and rearren
rearren just sounds like rear end.
no way of getting around it.

mmm there is also a dog from hell running around the house. MJ loves him but he is seriously just a huge mexican rat. smelly ass rag of a dog.
hes named peanut. gross.

i havent showered in 3 days.

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